Move on

A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke..

all of them laughed like crazy..

After a moment he cracked the same joke again & a little less people laughed this time...

He cracked the same one again & no one laughed !!!

Then he smiled and said

''when you can’t laugh on the same joke again & again then why do you keep crying

over the same thing over & over again

''FORGET the past and MOVE ON ........

****** NOT EVERY CASE IS THE SAME,

IT IS VERY DIFFICULT IN MY CASE I TELL YOU,

BUT I WILL TRY AND MOVE ON ******************

Idiot

Do not argue with an idiot.

He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

The Goat and the Horse

The Goat And The Horse

There was a farmer who collected horses; he only needed one morebreed to complete his collection. One day, he found out that hisneighbor had the particular horse breed he needed. So, he constantly bothered his neighbor until he sold it to him.

A month later, thehorse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said:- Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for threedays. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we'regoing to have to put him down. Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation. The next day, they gave him the medicine and left. The goat approached the horse and said:- Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep! On the second day, they gave him the medicine and left. The goat came back and said:- Come on buddy, get up or else you're going to die! Come on, I'll help you get up. Let's go! One, two, three...

On the third day, they came to give him the medicine and the vet said:- Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses. After they left, the goat approached the horse and said:- Listen pal, it's now or never! Get up, come on! Have courage! Get up! That's it, slowly! Great! Good, Now faster, Fantastic! Run, run more! Yes! You did it, you're a champion!!! All of a sudden, the owner came back, saw the horse running in the field and began shouting:- It's a miracle! My horse is cured. This deserves a party.

Let's kill the goat! Points for reflection: this often happens in the workplace. Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success, or who's actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen.

LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS A SKILL!

If anyone ever tells you that your work is unprofessional, remember:

amateurs built the Ark and professionals built the Titanic.

Happiness of another person

Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

Attitude

Make peace with your past so it wont screw up the present

Its OK to let your children see you cry

caring???

“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

- Martin Luther King Jr.

Beautiful Quotes on Anger

If you are right then there is no need to get angry

And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry.

Patience with family is love,

Patience with others is respect,

Patience with self is confidence and

Patience with GOD is faith.

Never Think Hard about PAST,

It brings Tears...

Don't Think more about FUTURE,

It brings Fears...

Live this Moment with a Smile,

It brings Cheers.!!!!

Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,

Every problem comes to make us or break us,

Choice is ours whether we become victim or victorious !!!

Search a beautiful heart not a beautiful face.

Beautiful things are not always good but good things are always beautiful

Do you know, why God created gaps between fingers?

So that someone who is special to you,

comes and fills those gaps by holding your hands forever................

Wisdom

Lord, when we are wrong, make us willing to change. And when we are right, make us easy to live with.

- Author Unknown -

Run the day

Greatest Happiness

Rejoice with your family

Time for family

Give time to your family

"Life was much simpler when

APPLE & BLACKBERRY were just fruits!”

Change

Job Opportunity

To the Top

Luck comes from hard work

ILMU

Saya Ada satu epal, anda Ada satu epal.

Kita tukar epal, anda Ada satu Dan saya tetap Ada satu.
Jika anda Ada satu ilmu Dan saya Ada satu ilmu,

kemudian Kita tukar ilmu tersebut, anda Ada dua ilmu Dan saya Ada dua ilmu...

Acting

Magic Mirrors

How to succeed

Family

Courage

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that
something else is more important than fear.

If you leave/miss SOLAT!!!!

Assalamu Alaikum
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SAYINGS (HADITH) OF PROPHET MUHAMMAD (Sallallaahu alaihi wa sallam)

The one who disdains prayers (Salat) will receive Fifteen punishments from Allah..
Six punishments in this lifetime
Three while dying
Three in the grave &
Three on the Day of Judgment.

THE SIX PUNISHMENTS OF LIFE :
1. Allah takes away blessings from his age (makes his life misfortunate)
2. Allah does not accept his plea (Dua's)
3. Allah erases the features of good people from his face.
4. He will be detested by all creatures on earth.
5. Allah does not reward him for his good deeds. (No thawab)
6. He will not be included in the Dua's of good people.

THE THREE PUNISHMENTS WHILE DYING :
1. He dies humiliated.
2. He dies hungry.
3. He dies thirsty. Even if he drinks the water of all seas he will still be thirsty.

THE THREE PUNISHMENTS IN THE GRAVE :
1. Allah tightens his grave until his chest ribs come over each other.
2. Allah pours on him fire with embers.
3. Allah sets on him a snake called 'the brave', 'the bold' which hits him from morning until afternoon for leaving Fajr prayer, from the afternoon until Asr for leaving Dhuhr prayer and so on. With each strike he sinks 70 yards under the ground.

THE THREE PUNISHMENTS ON THE DAY OF JUDGMENT :
1. Allah sends who would accompany him to hell pulling him on the face.
2. Allah gives him an angry look that makes the flesh of his face fall down.
3. Allah judges him strictly and orders him to be thrown in hell.
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ZUHR : the blessing of their income is taken away.
ASR : the strength of their body is taken away.
MAGHRIB : they are not benefited by their children.
'ISHA : the peace of their sleep is taken away.
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PRAY NOW!! IS THE MESSAGE TO ALL MUSLIMS ITS STILL NOT TOO LATE, DO YOUR WUDU AND HEAD FOR THE NEXT PRAYER WHENEVER IT IS TO PROVE TO YOURSELF THAT YOU FEAR ALLAH

Civic mindedness

The world is a dangerous place not because of people who do evil,
but because of good people who look on and do nothing about it.

-- Albert Einstein

Ladder of Success

Family

Live your life to the fullest pursuing your dreams regardless of whatever odds you may face. And be absolutely grateful for everything around you especially your family.

Education

"To accuse others for one's own misfortunes is a sign of want of education.
To accuse oneself shows that one's education has begun.
To accuse neither oneself nor others shows that one's education is complete."

(Epictetus)

Enjoying yourself getting old

Written by a 90 year old

This is something we should all read at least once a week!!!!! Make sure you read to the end!!!!!!

Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio ..

"To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I've ever written.

My odometer rolled over to 90 in August, so here is the column once more:

1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and
parents will. Stay in touch.

5. Pay off your credit cards every month.

6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.

9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.

13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.

15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.

16.. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.

17. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

18. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.

20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.

21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't
save it for a special occasion. Today is special.

22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.

23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

24. The most important sex organ is the brain.

25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words 'In five years, will
this matter?'

27. Always choose life.

28. Forgive everyone everything.

29. What other people think of you is none of your business.

30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.

31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

32. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

33. Believe in miracles.

34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.

35. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

36. Growing old beats the alternative -- dying young.

37. Your children get only one childhood.

38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd
grab ours back.

41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

42. The best is yet to come...

43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

44. Yield.

45. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift."

Art of making something

A bird once asked a bee:

"After a lot of hard work you prepare honey, but people steal that honey from you. Don't you feel sad?"



The bee replied:

"No, because people can steal my honey, but they can never steal the art of making honey."

Synergy vs Entropy

No one can whistle a symphony.
It takes a whole orchestra to play it

- H.E. Luccock

Vision

"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe"
- H. G. Wells

Hari Ibu

"I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life."

Abraham Lincoln

Hari ibu

"Sewaktu kecil anak-anak lelaki menjadi perhiasan mata kerana lucunya, kerana dia tumpuan harapan, maka setelah dia besar, dia menjadi kebanggaan kerana kejayaan hidupnya,"

Hamka

Hari ibu

"Sewaktu kecil anak-anak lelaki menjadi perhiasan mata kerana lucunya, kerana dia tumpuan harapan, maka setelah dia besar, dia menjadi kebanggaan kerana kejayaan hidupnya,"

Hamka

Uplifting Performance

"The best way to inspire people to superior performance is to convince them by everything you do and by your everyday attitude that you are wholeheartedly supporting them."

~Harold S. Geneen

Values

To realize the value of a sister/brother ask someone who doesn't have one.

To realize the value of ten years: ask a newly divorced couple.

To realize the value of four years: ask a graduate.

To realize the value of one year: ask a student who has failed a final exam.

To realize the value of nine months: ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.

To realize the value of one month: ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby..

To realize the value of one minute:ask a person who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize the value of one-second:ask a person who has survived an accident.

Time waits for no one,treasure every moment you have.

You will treasure it even more when you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend or family member:LOSE ONE.

The origin of this letter is unknown,but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.

Golden advice from George Carlin

Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

Remember, to say, ' I love you ' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

.....Who cares?



George Carlin

Growing process

“If you don`t change, we don`t grow.
If we don`t grow, we are not really living.
Growth demands a temporary surrender of security.”

Syyh

Kindness

“Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting”.

Happiness

"Five ornaments adorn a country:
Good health,
abundant harvests,
wealth,
happiness and
safety from invasions."

Kural:560

Courageous

Courageous police leadership is critical to our most important client - the victims of crime. Tom Constantine

Friendship

A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift

A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift

A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace.

And makes the world we live in a better and happier place.

There is a miracle called friendship, that dwells in the heart. You do not know how it happens or when it gets it's start.

But you know the special lift it always brings..
You realize that friendship is the world's most precious gift!

Police

“Wrong is wrong, there are no two ways about it, and politicians must know that they cannot push the police too far,”
Dato Sri Yuen Yuet Leng an Ex Police Officer.

Success

“Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success” ~Dale Carnegie

Kindness

When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others .. Chinese Proverb

Labour disputes

When asked what would he do if he were in charge of Thailand’s automotive policy for a day?

Implement a fantastic way to handle labour disputes. Never go on strike. Strikes mean you lose on quality, profit and reputation.

YEAP SWEE CHUAN
AAPICO
Thailand

Confidence

World's second richest, but humble!
Interesting insights into the world's second richest man: Warren Buffet


"I always knew I was going to be rich. I don't think I ever doubted it for a minute" - Warren Buffett

Japanese Tsunami

I have difficulty comprehending how Japanese children are taught this in school: The nail that sticks out of the board has to be hammered down.

Interpretation: You don't want to stick out, either as a failure or as a huge success, or display your emotions in an undignified manner. You simply want to be like everyone else.

THE RAIN

It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an
appointment at 9:00 am.

I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.

On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry.

The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast
with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease.

As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now. I was surprised, and asked him,

'And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?'

He smiled as he patted my hand and said, 'She doesn't know me, but I still know who she is.'

I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, 'That is the kind of love I want in my life.'

True love is neither physical, nor romantic!!!!

BUAT INGATAN SAHAJA....

Kurangkan makan bawang besar
Kurangkan makan berempah
Kurangkan makan ketumbar kering
Kurangkan menonton hiburan
Kurangkan membaca majalah hiburan
Kurangkan ketawa yang panjang atau terbahak-bahak
Kurangkan minuman air batu,air dalam tin(100 plus dan lain2)
Kurangkan makan organ dalaman ayam terutamanya kanak2
Jangan makan kepala ikan
Jangan minum air yang ada semut
Jangan tidur selepas subuh
Jangan tidur selepas asar
Jangan tidur selepas makan
Jangan makan terlalu kenyang
Jangan makan berat selepas jam 9.00 malam
Jangan menyapu rumah pada waktu malam
Jangan makan yang masam-masam berlebihan
Jangan dicampur makan laut dan darat dalam satu hidangan
Jangan minum susu selepas memakan daging/ayam

Perkara-perkara yang perlu diamalkan

Selalu makan buah manisan seperti kurma dan lain2
Selalu makan makanan yang panas2
Selalu memakan kekacang seperti kacang soya @ badam dan lain2
Selalu minum air masak
Selalu makan ulam2
Selalu mengamalkan pandangan hijau
Selalu bersenam
Selau menggunakan imajenasi otak
Banyakkan memakan makanan berasaskan gandum/soya
Banyakkan aktiviti berkhemah di hutan/pantai(yang mempunyai pokok) kerana disitulah terdapat banyak ion2 negetif dan cahaya matahari infra merah (terutama pada waktu pagi) yang amat diperlukan oleh tubuh badan,kerana hanya kawasan seperti ini sahaja yang mempunyai % yang cukup untuk kegunaan kita seharian berbanding dalam bangunan batu ianya terlalu sedikit
Jangan ego
Jangan dengki pada orang lain
Jangan makan dari sumber yang tidak halal
Jangan memberi anak makan makanan dari sumber yang tidak halal
Jangan makan makanan yang ada pewarna
Jangan makan makanan yang ada pengawet
Jangan mengunakan minyak masak lebih dari 2 kali
Jangan mandi selepas 9.00malam

......dan yang paling penting dibawah ini........
selamat beramal.....


Jangan sengaja lewatkan solat..
Perbuatan ini Allah tidak suka.
Kalau tertidur lain cerita.

Jangan masuk ke bilik air tanpa memakai alas kaki (selipar).
Takut kalau-kalau terbawa keluar najis, mengotori seluruh rumah kita.

Jangan makan dan minum dalam bekas yang pecah atau sumbing.
Makruh kerana ia membahayakan.

Jangan biarkan pinggan mangkuk yang telah digunakan tidak berbasuh.
Makruh dan mewarisi kepapaan.

Jangan tidur selepas solat Subuh, nanti rezeki mahal (kerana berpagi-pagi itu membuka pintu berkat).

Jangan makan tanpa membaca BISMILLAH dan doa makan.
Nanti rezeki kita dikongsi syaitan.

Jangan keluar rumah tanpa niat untuk membuat kebaikan.
Takut-takut kita mati dalam perjalanan.

Jangan pakai sepatu atau selipar yang berlainan pasangan.
Makruh dan mewarisi kepapaan.

Jangan biarkan mata liar di perjalanan.
Nanti hati kita gelap diselaputi dosa.

Jangan menangguh taubat bila berbuat dosa kerana mati boleh datang bila-bila masa..

Jangan ego untuk meminta maaf pada ibu bapa dan sesama manusia kalau memang kita bersalah.

Jangan mengumpat sesama rakan taulan.
Nanti rosak persahabatan kita hilang bahagia.

Jangan lupa bergantung kepada ALLAH dalam setiap kerja kita.
Nanti kita sombong apabila berjaya.
Kalau gagal kecewa pula.

Jangan bakhil untuk bersedekah.
Sedekah itu memanjangkan umur
dan memurahkan rezeki kita.

Jangan banyak ketawa. Nanti mati jiwa.

Jangan biasakan berbohong, kerana ia adalah ciri-ciri munafik dan
menghilangkan kasih orang kepada kita.

Jangan suka menganiaya manusia atau haiwan. Doa makhluk yang teraniaya
cepat dimakbulkan ALLAH.

Jangan terlalu susah hati dengan urusan dunia.
Akhirat itu lebih utama
dan hidup di sana lebih lama dan kekal selamanya.

Jangan mempertikaikan kenapa ISLAM itu berkata JANGAN.
Sebab semuanya untuk keselamatan kita.

ALLAH lebih tahu apa yang terbaik untuk hamba ciptaanNya.

"Nescaya Allah memperbaiki bagimu amalan-amalanmu dan mengampuni bagimu dosa-dosamu. Dan barangsiapa mentaati Allah dan Rasul-Nya, maka sesungguhnya ia telah mendapat kemenangan yang besar."
__._,_.___

SUCCESS

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence,
is the quality that most frequently makes for success”
~Dale Carnegie

Greatest achievement

"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." (Winston Churchill)

Wonderful definitions

School
A place where Parents pay and children play

Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Dictionary
A place where success comes before work

Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Father
A banker provided by nature

Criminal
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and
your Confidence after

DOCTOR
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise

and last but not least......


Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life
so that you can die Rich.

Gone forever in Life

There are five things that you cannot recover in life:

(1) The Stone...........after it's thrown,
(2) The Word...............after it's said,
(3) The Occasion......after it's missed, and
(4) The Time.............after it's gone.
(5) A person...............after they die

Evil

"For evil to flourish, all that is needed is for good people to do nothing." - Edmund Burke




“Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.” - Dr Martin Luther King Jr

GIFT

Health is the greatest gift,
contentment is the greatest wealth &
faithfulness is the best relationship"

Life

"Life is like music; it must be composed by ear,
feeling, and instinct, not by rule."

(Samuel Butler)

Temperament

"Have a heart that never hardens,
a temper that never tires,
a touch that never hurts."
(Charles Dickens)

Key to wisdom

"The key to wisdom is this
- constant and frequent questioning,
for by doubting we are led to question and
by questioning we arrive at the truth."

(Peter Abelard)

Doing a good job

Doing a good job is just like wetting in dark pants,
no body knows but only you feel the warmness inside.

obligation

"When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it,
you have a moral obligation to share it with others".

Personality

GOOD looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart.
You're blessed with both!'